I’ve been 30 for a few months now…. and if there is anything I have learned in my 30 years of age worth sharing its this:

1. As you get older sometimes you out grow your friends, and that’s okay.

2 As you outgrow some of your old dearest friends ; come new friends, its like being the new kid at school only you’re not being bullied, rather embraced.

3. Do not wear white anything

4.  I don’t want to hear the “mom of 1” wallow in self-pity.

5. Wipes. I have a pack of wipes in every room, every car, every purse…I do not leave without WIPES.

6. Karma is a REAL thing, so be patient if someone has done you wrong!

7. If you want it done , DO IT YOURSELF, or at least try too.

8. Facebook is a cesspool of helicopter annoying negative bored ass moms, NO THANKS.

9. LESS IS MORE

10.  Do at least ONE load of laundry a day start to finish

11. Stay at Home Mom vs. Working Mom….its all the same in the end of the day, we are human, we wipe asses, cry because we work so hard, are underestimated by men, and both daydream about what it feels like to be left alone for ONE DAY.

12. Goodbye Victorias Secret, HELLO SOMA! (aka mom boobs)

13. STICKY LBS…. yes as you get old you have sticky lbs that just don’t want to LEAVEEEEEEE no matter how hard you pump iron or diet.

14. LOST and Found. except EVERYTHING I lose is NEVER found.

15. KEURIG LIT UP …all day, everyday.

16. Text messages you never saw, bc your kids saw them before you. thanks Orla Grace.

17. Suddenly you don’t get invited to cool shit anymore, only kid birthday parties, baby showers and maybe an essential oil party….boring!

18. 10pm is LATE as Fuck. please do not invite me to anything cool after 10pm …. oh wait?

19.  Don’t settle for less. in anything or anyone.

20. Love the shit out of your kids and man no matter how bat shit crazy they make you. Blood is ALWAYS thicker than water.

21. Opinions are truly  like an asshole, everyone’s got one. Girl, BYEEEEEEEE!, if I need something I’ll ask.

22. Full bottom panties… EMBRACE EM’ just not with your yoga pants. gross.

23. My car looks like the toy aisle at Ross, SHIT EVERYWHERE.

24. Bills never stop

25. What quality  thread count/ material sheets Im sleeping in suddenly matters MORE over what quality name brand purse I own.

26. Amazon RULES ALL.

27. You’ll catch yourself some times driving in SILENCE. no kids, no music, no talking on your hands free device… and its AMAZING

28. Start saving MONEY NOW. if you haven’t yet.

29. Pay it Forward when you can.

30.  Happy Wife HAPPY LIFE….. Hi Nick, Love you.

 

 

That isALL. enjoy.